Life 101 – Drink up

I’m not sure what to say about this latest wine drinking aid. I almost decided to just present it without comment and tell you to go to Amazon and order yourself two. But what I NEED to know is why not just grab the bottle and a straw and call it a day? I will also point out that customers who bought this item on Amazon, also bought the beer glass that holds 5 beers and the Obama Chia Pet Planter.

You can’t make this stuff up. Or rather you can… and then sell it to America! You know you need a Bill Clinton corkscrew.