American Fun – Pants on the Ground

Construction worker bending down with tools
Low hanging pants...not just for plumbers.

American Idol’s biggest hit in its debut week was definitely the original song by 62-year-old “General” Larry Platt titled “Pants on the Ground.” I’ve been singing the lyrics – “Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Looking like a fool with your #pantsontheground” – all morning. And I expect #RealHousewives of Atlanta Kim Zolciak knocked on the General’s door this morning and offered him some of Big Papa’s money for the rights. She needs a sexy follow-up to her Tardy for the Party!