American fun – Santa’s lap

Are you planning on sitting on Santa’s lap at one of the 1,130 malls in America? According to a survey of The Amalgamated Order of Real Bearded Santas, they are sneezed on up to ten times a day; nine out of ten have their glasses yanked or beard pulled every day; and a third of them have had to change clothes after being used as a potty. Oh oh oh! And Ho ho ho here’s Andy Kaufman on the Dating Game talking Santa’s lap!